A young Criss Angel prancing around like a little lycra-clad fairy in an embarrassing attempt at being musical and sexy. Two rip-offs occur simultaneously within the first few frames - Bladerunner and Billy Idol’s “White Wedding” smoke mouf “trick.” Oh my god, this guy’s such a douche if you ever had sex with him his wang would probably clean up after itsself.
In the next life, I want my soul split in two, so's I can be a stick of fruit stripe and a tongue tattoo.